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Friday, December 16, 2005


   In view of the holiday season, I give you:
"You're a Mean One Mr. Grinch"

Your a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a sea-sick crocodile, Mr. Grinch.
(spoken:) Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the, uh...(sung:) sea-sick crocodile!

You're a robber, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots, Mr. Grinch.
(spoken:) You're a three-decker saurkraut
And toadstool sandwich,
(sung:) With arsenic sause!

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseous super nast.
You're a crooked jerky trokey
And you drive a crooked horse, Mr. Grinch
(spoken:) Your soul is an appalling dump heap,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up (sung:) in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, waspy skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks.
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch.
(spoken:) The three words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote:
(sung) "Stink, stank, stunk!"

That is exactly how the song goes on the origional, thirty minute TV program, "How the Grinch Stole Christmas." the word "nast" in line 15 is pronounced "naust" and "horse" in line 17 is pronounced "hoss."

This is but my humble tribute to one of the best songs of all time, *wipes glistening tear from corner of eye*.

Happy holidays everyone,
~Me

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